A Nativity Pile-up

I found Liam playing with the nativity set. I've heard of kids lovingly set all the figures crowded around baby Jesus, as they assume that everyone there must be close to see the baby.
But my child,

....no, I just hear, crash, bang, as the figurines collide. Then he says "Crash, you're dead."

I guess we need to spend more time telling him of what really did happen that night, long ago.